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Laugh Out Loud: 10 things Democrats will never say, according to That Show Tonight

Michael Loftus has created a new comedy series aimed at appealing to conservatives.

Published: March 27, 2022 12:17am

Updated: March 27, 2022 2:09pm

Comedian and writer Michael Loftus says his latest project, That Show Tonight, is designed to create Saturday Night Live for conservatives.

And he gave a dose of his humor on the Just the News, Not Noise TV show, offering a sizzle reel of things you will never here Democrats say. compliments of several prominent cameos. 

You can watch the clip above. But here is Loftus' Top 10 List of Things You Will Never Here Democrats Say:

  • I don't think guns are the problem.
  • If I get this COVID, I'm going to give Ivermectin a shot.
  • I'm starting to think there is something wrong with Joe Biden.
  • Maybe not everyone who disagrees with us is racist.
  • I was wrong.
  • Come on guys, it's the National Anthem. Stand up!
  • It (COVID) came from China, believe me.
  • Let's put our emotions aside and think about this logically.
  • Don't worry about calling AAA, honey. I'll change that flat tire myself.
  • I love this country. I wouldn't change a thing.

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